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Total Medals Earned: 34 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 625 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Cave of Wonders

Exterminator Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening 10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power 10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck 25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/315 points)

Electropede

alphapede_massacre Unlocked 6/25/12
5 Points
slaughter 3 blue-energy alphapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each
betapede_massacre 5 Points slaughter 6 green-energy betapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each
triple_gun_storm 5 Points upgrade to 3 guns shooting at maximum rate-of-fire
beatle_firestorm 10 Points kill a total of 10 fire-beatles in a game
furious_fungicide 10 Points destroy 200 bio-titanium fungizoids on a single level
six_gun_storm 10 Points upgrade to 6 guns shooting at maximum rate-of-fire
deltapede_massacre 25 Points slaughter 10 yellow-energy deltapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each
fly_fry 25 Points kill a total of 15 flies in a game
gammapede_massacre 25 Points slaughter 9 red-energy gammapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each
beatle_swarm 50 Points kill a total of 20 swarm-beatles in a game
mega_gun_storm 50 Points upgrade to 12 guns shooting at maximum rate-of-fire
serious_slugathon 50 Points kill a total of 150 slugs in a game

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/270 points)

Goin Up

First kill Unlocked 7/7/11
5 Points
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies Unlocked 7/7/11
5 Points
Jump on 10 enemies
I like my wall Unlocked 7/7/11
10 Points
jump on a wall 20 times
I can double jump 10 Points I can double jump
I love dem clouds 10 Points touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points Collect 1000 skulls
Combo Breaker 25 Points Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button 25 Points Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level 50 Points Evolve to final level
I can stop at any time 50 Points play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy 50 Points Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/825 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Impotent Unlocked 5/3/09
100 Points
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 5/21/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/7/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/7/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
First Blood Unlocked 3/7/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/7/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/7/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/23 (40/540 points)

Time Fcuk

Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/17/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
You've learned nothing 5 Points Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you 10 Points get to level 28
Opinionated 10 Points vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life. 10 Points get to level 22
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
The Assent 50 Points Get the good ending
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 8/28/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 8/28/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 8/28/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 8/28/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 8/29/09
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 8/28/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 8/28/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 8/29/09
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 8/29/09
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 8/29/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 8/29/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 8/29/09
25 Points
Use a nuke
Master Unlocked 8/29/09
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 8/29/09
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 8/29/09
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything

Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)