So, I guess I should tell you guys about the first time I got my period. My daddy was driving me home from summer camp, when I turned to him and said, "Daddy, I think I'm sloughing!" and he turned to me and said "That's nice dear." Then I realized, he had, like NO IDEA WHAT SLOUGHING MEANT! So I told him, it's when BLOOD, comes gushing, from MY YOU KNOW WHERE! AND HE NEARLY WRECKED THE CAR! TRYING TO HAND BE A WAD OF FAST FOOD NAPKINS, WHICH ISN'T EXACTLY SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SHOVE UP YOUR HOOCH!